They are BFFs! There’s the link between SoHoes like Sophie Hunter and Meghan Markle and RI. Pimpmeister Markus is known to hook his hoes up with equally shady vendors. He’s a card-carrying member of the Lavender/Velvet Mafia and is also close to our good friend Eddie Redmayne… 

PS: Hey Markus, don’t forget to congratulate Sophie Hunter on our behalf. She’s so fucking stupid that she blew your cover. Couldn’t have done it without her!