Sixteen Candles

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#4**

MET GALA: The sunglassed one hated the outfit of the wife of the foreign born dual threat A/A list actor. She thought it looked like a prom dress from Sixteen Candles. Anna Wintour/Sophie Hunter/Benedict Cumberbath (Met Gala 2019: Benedict Cumberbatch opts for a white three-piece suit and fedora as he joins his glamorous wife Sophie Hunter on the pink carpet)

Sixteen Candles, none of them lit 🤣! Well, I did say it looked like a 60′s bridesmaid getup. See that SoFail? No one likes you. It’s Nuclear Wintour’s fault for inviting that dowdy poseur, good thing her attendance was a one-off…

Sixteen Candles

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#4**

MET GALA: The sunglassed one hated the outfit of the wife of the foreign born dual threat A/A list actor. She thought it looked like a prom dress from Sixteen Candles. Anna Wintour/Sophie Hunter/Benedict Cumberbath (Met Gala 2019: Benedict Cumberbatch opts for a white three-piece suit and fedora as he joins his glamorous wife Sophie Hunter on the pink carpet)

Sixteen Candles, none of them lit 🤣! Well, I did say it looked like a 60′s bridesmaid getup. See that SoFail? No one likes you. It’s Nuclear Wintour’s fault for inviting that dowdy poseur, good thing her attendance was a one-off…

Benedict Cumberbatch, York Rite Freemason

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Let’s decode BC’s outfit: In the United States, a Stetson Homburg or Fedora style hat is quite popular and is often chosen by the Master of the Lodge. Bingo, last time Benedict wore a medal marking him as a Knight Templar under the (American) York Rite:

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That he chose to showcase his FM membership once again should come as no surprise. The 3 Lesser Lights of a Lodge are the Sun, the Moon and the Worshipful Master. Along with his Masonic gloves white garb is a symbol of spiritual purity, it’s a lunar ā€˜color’ and is also associated with Ben’s sun sign of Cancer. Emerald is said to symbolize ritual, it’s within a gold pin representative of the heart worn over the corresponding chakra. The cane is a play on Tubal-Cain, the biblical figure revered by FM as the first blacksmith. Parrots like those on his slippers? Have a negative connotation,Ā representing the mocking attitude of others, mocking attitude of self,Ā betrayal, gossip and backbiting. We certainly saw that! As for the dualistic checkerboard patterned floor? Well, there’s also a ritualistic and rather sinister reason why it was chosen for this photo.Ā It’s a damn shame how some of his more treacherous Brother Masons keep fucking him over…

Markus Anderson and Roksanda Ilincic

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They are BFFs! There’s the link between SoHoes like Sophie Hunter and Meghan Markle and RI. Pimpmeister Markus is known to hook his hoes up with equally shady vendors. He’s a card-carrying member of the Lavender/Velvet Mafia and is also close to our good friend Eddie Redmayne…Ā 

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PS: Hey Markus, don’t forget to congratulate Sophie Hunter on our behalf. She’s so fucking stupid that she blew your cover. Couldn’t have done it without her!

gatorfisch:

Wait. Zero isn’t Vegan?! But didn’t that Chanterelle chick have Vegan food made for BOTH Zero and Benedict?! Can NO ONE in this shit show keep their stories straight?!

No and Baity Joe is really pushing it here. Hey Joe, who needs to make clients look good when you can blackmail them into staying with you! You’ve dropped the ball one too many times with Benedict. It’s all about hangers on like you now. We also know what bespoke stylists like yourself often do on the side thanks to a fellow from Bellinzona. Given that this involves the sale of human beings for sexual exploitation and organ trafficking that’s not exactly ‘cruelty free’ is it? We figured you and SoFail are in cahoots because you can’t shut up about Roksanda either. Do they give you a discount on the kids?

afoulkingdomprincess:

gatorfisch:

Is she telling him that ā€œThis is supposed to be about meā€?!!! Thanks to the skeptic who sent this to me. Grr…I would bet money he agreed to take her if she agreed to split. And we ALL know she will go back on that agreement.

Narczilla! I think Nonny got the lip reading right. NEWSFLASH: No bitch it’s not about you, period. You are a nobody, no talent, no style, nada. Your fame is strictly by proxy, you are nothing more than a disgusting parasite. Benedict is the celebrity not you! Soon you will fuck back into obscurity where you belong

Translation: See this bitch? Yeah 😐.

Interviewer:

Benedict ‘I-cannot-tell-a-lie’ Cumberbatch strikes again.

I will unapologetically state that he looks like shit. He looks damned creepy AF. Pale, skinny, his face is sunken, bony legs, dead eyed and has lost that whole interesting vibe that made him appealing. I hope he can still act because he looks like someone I’d cross the street to avoid. Her? Who gives a shit.

jazziesb:

gatorfisch:

Oh Marvel?

Good points here.

Oh gawd, those poses 😬! I hope Tiffany Haddish shared some of her chicken with Benedict. Holmesboy needs a whole bucket of Original RecipeĀ® with all the sides and a trip to the tanning salon. But before that? Emergency removal of the 120lb botfly known as Sophie Hunter…

gatorfisch:

im-pikachu:

Benedict Cumberbatch attends The 2019 Met Gala

What, no pics of Lilac Zero?

SoFail looks like a unicorn turd and Ben looks like a gay Colonel Sanders 🤨. Compare his emaciated, wrinkled self to this:

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Five years of PR hell is killing him. Make it stop 😐…