Rebranding for Idiots

This is for the PR intern or whoever is in charge of throwing more lighter fluid on BC’s flaming trainwreck. I speak Marketese you see, was pretty darn good at my job too and rebranding is only cost-effective if you’ve got something people want to buy. No one wants to buy Brand SoFail and I mean no one. There is nothing about her that is remotely appealing; no talent, no charisma, no style, nada. I mean one could argue that fidget spinners aren’t very useful either but at least they look cool and are entertaining. My point is don’t bother, you’ll only waste time, money and valuable shelf space. In the end she’ll just get chucked into the Bargain Bin and you don’t want BC to end up there as well… 

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Who are you to demand that Benedict or anyone for that matter begin an “official” anything? Prior history clearly shows that you have no interest in believing anything that comes out of Benedict’s camp. In fact, experience has shown that you will state the exact opposite of what is true every single time. In fact, the more fantastical the tale, the more the odds are that you will believe it and demand that others believe it too.

gatorfisch:

No is demanding anything, calm your tits! We are merely suggesting. Now take a Xanax or smoke some weed (if it’s legal where you live) or something.

What is true nonny? Are you certain the truth is what always comes out of Camp (chickenshit) PR? Because there are numerous instances that prove otherwise not the least of which was scrubbing *someone’s* employment history. We’ve gotten lie after lie in a feeble attempt to plug up all the holes in the ShamWow. Here’s the thing, if you have to get paid to make it look real chances are it’s a fauxmance.  As an aside, this cartoon reminds me of what SH has done to BC’s brand…

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gatorfisch:

nailwrap:

jazziedu:

benedicts-third-testicle:

Ballsy:   So … what the fry was all the YALC walk-throughs about PR?

Like srsly just scroll.  

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=cumberbatch%20yalc&src=typd&lang=en

Apparently Ben just wandered around this part of the con, over and over.  Kept walking past people, they keep tweeting that they saw him again, and again,  He walked thru talks, he waved and smiled, and then he did another walk around. 

Ummmm … 

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Srsly, there’s are 100s of these tweets.  He must have just wandered around and around that area.  I really hope it was just the “way thru” but there are WAY too many tweets of multiple encounters, and he (more than once) crashed talks.  This has to be deliberate.  Why?

Honestly, I have no clue of why he did that so often. Did he want to Show himself as a nice friendly actor people could see a few times? Did he want to catch the atmosphere among the fans of whatever other universe? If he wanted just that or overhear conversations he wouldn’t have needed the bodyguards always with him. That still looks so overdone and silly to me. He is not in that high a league or a high ranking politician……no idea what that was for.  

Exactly @jazziedu and he wants that people talk about it on the social media. 100% planned and calculated.

This is what happens when you allow a narc fameho to cause irreparable damage to your image. NEWSFLASH: The damage is done Ben and you are not going to get most of your pre-Sham cred back. You blew hot/cold and shilled everything from shoes to your trainwreck of a fauxmance in the tackiest way possible. Is it any wonder that people don’t trust you like they used to? The longer you live this lie the worse it’s going to get…

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not-elementary:

I had this whole rant I typed after seeing from a link from Anna’s post that showed most of the drama was happening on tumblr, not twitter, and the really nasty attacks towards this girl.  I deleted it before posting because I really need to stop ranting about the antis, but I will share this tidbit:

One of the bible stories from my Christian days that still interests me is the one of the Pharisees and the whitewashed sepulchers.  Human nature hasn’t changed, and pharisees still exist.

We keep telling them the Antis and some Ubers are a problem. We like BC’s work but that doesn’t stop us from criticizing his PR’s incompetence and the naivete of his superfans. We’ve even caught Team Soso using some of those same fans against him. What we don’t do is fight over some celeb’s attention like starving dogs over biscuits. The Antis/Ubers will literally rip other fans apart if their Cumberlord shows a marked preference for them. This ranges from giving a prank-calling kid an extra minute of his time to offering some poor girl a fucking water bottle… 

I said this yesterday and I’m yelling it today: give the man a PR team that will teach him how not to put his foot in his mouth. This is getting beyond ridiculous. That Johnlock joke wasn’t funny and it was actually stupid. It just made the shippers fight against each other all over again. And that thing about being a married man? Good Lord, Ben. You are a fine actor, but sometimes you should connect your brain before opening your mouth. :(

gatorfisch:

That married man comment was beyond awkward

If BC did say something along those lines he needs to relax, really. I thought cross-dressing was very much avant-garde? He’s done it as a joke before and there are sex scenes in TCIT as well. Now we all know that BC is covering his ass because SoFail and her people are trying to smear him. Let them, there is enough evidence that BC isn’t gay, that he didn’t need a beard and as for “cheating”? Well…

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He’s not the one that got photographed with a (married) lover! I can assure you that regardless of her desperate dog paddling the vast majority of the blame will fall squarely on her

tbh I don’t get who the narrative is for. Public don’t care, fans would be happy whoever he was married (or not) to, cunts who read the Mail hate him anyway, the industry isn’t influenced by tabloid stories. So who is it for?

gatorfisch:

Sigh. Parts are for the general public, who really do not care, parts rare for the fandom, who are at odds over the whole mess, and part is for the industry, to show them that he can handle his business. Unfortunately, it’s all beyond ridiculous because it looks like he can’t handle his business, the flip flopping and team Zero stunts are just furthering the rift within the fandom, and the general public is now noticing something is wrong. It’s like the captain going down with the ship at this point.

Relevant GIF is relevant…

Nice try…

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I’m not going to get into it with some of the so-called “stannies” that have been trying to distract from what went on at the Groucho Club. FYI the journo who filed the police complaints is not David Icke, Mr. Murphy is the founder of MACA (Media Against Child Abuse). Furthermore a Night Manager at the club verified those claims along with the names of the club members involved. To discredit the work of legitimate activists is tantamount to condoning child abuse. Child abuse is a problem of epidemic proportions that needs to be dealt with. That won’t happen while the general public keeps turning a blind eye. Unfortunately some of the people involved manage to pay their way out of court even when there is overwhelming evidence against them. John Ward was one of the insiders who exposed the illegal surveillance activities etc. at the Groucho, it’s links to Hackgate and thus Newscorp.  

I’m calling bullshit on the whole Marvel/Disney gig pulling strings, after months of being on board, sorry. They haven’t done a proven thing to get him out which makes the theory waffle far into differing directions. They were a lot more swift with Renner’s wife but yet they seem to let this Narc/satanic witch/escort/con/addict/drug dealer/Russian mafia chick continue with their new superhero? Nah.

gatorfisch:

Oh Marvel? Hear that? Nonny thinks you don’t care. Gotta admit, I’m starting to wonder, myself. I mean, it’s not like we haven’t been PREDICTING what Zero would do next, or anything.

Marvel needs this in their Board Room, srsly:

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gatorfisch:

If this is one of her pap ambushes then Ben better start looking among his friends and PR people. One or more of them is still letting her know where he is so she can catch him with her pap buddies. That person or persons need to be gotten rid asap to plug that hole and to stop them from giving her access to him of any kind. Marvel better speed things up “if ” it’s really over or she’s going to keep trying,it appears she was successful this time all she needs is a crack and time to start up again.

What did we say about people with NPD? They never change. SoFail behaved herself for a time because she was ordered to and threatened into compliance by Rat PR. The minute they wrapped up the A:IW project and turned their attention elsewhere? The fuckery started all over again, these stunts will keep on damaging BC’s image and rep. SoFail has a habit of showing up and cowing him into submission. She did it in NYC and she did it again in London, nothing new in Narcville. It’s amazing to me how they allow someone like her and MM to keep running the show. Nothing aside from blackmail explains it but even that has it’s limits. Given how angry *someone* was today I’d say things didn’t go exactly as planned ;)…

Pay attention…

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Go back to the expose about illegal taping, the insider said point blank that substance abuse is something that those private club creeps use to blackmail patrons with.

Furthermore we got tea that BC struggled and admittedly a lot of celebs do. Like I said I don’t think it’s anything worse than that in his case but it was compounded by the shelf baby BS etc. later on. For blackmailers and extortionists it’s an opportunity to profit off of fear. In Team SoSo’s case quite handsomely…

annashipper:

Hi Droopy!!!!  😀

Remember the gazillion times I’ve referenced baity “closet skeptics” who are always offering me and other Skeptics tea behind the scenes, because they always happen to be in the right place at the right time and have proofy proofiness (sadly, no pics of trees, but lots of “PLEASE BELIEVE ME” accounts) that Weirdo lives with Ben and the pillows are real breathing children?

Well, one of those “closet skeptics” sent me this message last night at 4 in the morning London time.  I guess she really wanted me to know the truth and didn’t want me to make a fool of myself when Ben would read love letters opposite Weirdo at LL tonight…

I’m keeping the troll’s identity hidden (even though it’s an empty blog, created just to troll Skeptics) because we, real Skeptics, don’t roll like the Nans and Antis.

End of drunken rant.

Did I mention Droopy’s looking great with that tan of his?   😀

JC, I’ve lost track of how many sightings we’ve roundly debunked. This is just one more example of what SH and her flying monkeys push on the regular.

If someone asked BC if Dave was with SoFail during LL and he didn’t have photos with him at D23? BC would probably go, “Yeah, I guess.” so as to avoid conflict. The problem is that unless BC is elsewhere with photos to prove it? SoFail will use P2P social media fuckery to force herself back into the narrative even when she’s on another continent. Trust me, we know…that puts BC in a bind because he can’t exactly say “Who? Where? Sorry but that’s BS.” without looking like an ass. When he’s put on the spot he’s not astute enough to dodge the question and ends up doing exactly what his enemies want him to! He pushes their agenda, they derail discussion of his work and he pisses off the Rat. If rumors about this morning’s interview are to be believed then someone at the BBC just bent ‘Benji’ over a table…again. This needs to stop, I know SoFail and her equally rotten daddy have allies in high places but that won’t be enough to save them from TPTB. 

Illegal camerawork at The Groucho Club:

“The celeb clique against Murdoch was born at the Groucho. Steve Coogan was a prime mover, but there were others. There was a poker school there*. I think Steve played in it. Steve was, shall we say, a bit of a fan of mind-alteration at the time.

I have spoken to several celebrities and their agents over the last three years about their tabloid dealings. All but one of them (this group doesn’t include Coogan, by the way) trod warily about blowing the whistle on what they suspected as phone-hacking because they had been threatened with cocaine use exposure. The agent of one of these – a well-known model and TV personality – told me last Tuesday, “[She] was a regular at The Groucho. It had never occurred to me before that there might be visual evidence of substance abuse. But [name] was out of control at the time. She admits that, and she is now clean. But she spent a lot of time ingesting at The Groucho. Almost everyone did. And yes, she was told to cooperate or else her Coke habit would be splashed…but she’s still too scared to say that on the record.”


*SH’s old man Charles Rupert Hunter is a poker instructor at TGC

Illegal camerawork at The Groucho Club:

mypetehh:

gatorfisch:

jazziedu:

thoroughlyskeptic:

Can someone translate? It’s a shame the person’s hand is over the last part of the interview that says something about Motto?

Hahahaha. He is of course happily married with two little children. All the German papers state that as a fact. But he is never seen with his “wife” or the “pilos” not on the streets, not in the park and not on the cute little market in his area. They don’t live together BC and SH and there are no living children that came from that relationship, they don’t exist. The German press seems not to know that and believe the fairytale.

Oh Benedict? Marvel? Did you happen to know about this article?

This seems to be another composition of questions and answers Ben made in various interviews during 2014-2016. The answers sound quite familiar to me. I do believe he has never given THAT interview at all.

Indeed, I just read through it and I remember most of them. His “answers” to the personal questions are quite vague precisely because it’s just more reheated CopyPasta. The “interviewer” is the one that talks about the ShamFamily and answers the “question” with a BC quote from 4 years ago. Last time they tried this Team SoSo got in trouble because they were too blatant in pushing their agenda. They toned it down but that still won’t save them… 

mypetehh:

gatorfisch:

jazziedu:

thoroughlyskeptic:

Can someone translate? It’s a shame the person’s hand is over the last part of the interview that says something about Motto?

Hahahaha. He is of course happily married with two little children. All the German papers state that as a fact. But he is never seen with his “wife” or the “pilos” not on the streets, not in the park and not on the cute little market in his area. They don’t live together BC and SH and there are no living children that came from that relationship, they don’t exist. The German press seems not to know that and believe the fairytale.

Oh Benedict? Marvel? Did you happen to know about this article?

This seems to be another composition of questions and answers Ben made in various interviews during 2014-2016. The answers sound quite familiar to me. I do believe he has never given THAT interview at all.

Indeed, I just read through it and I remember most of them. His “answers” to the personal questions are quite vague precisely because it’s just more reheated CopyPasta. The “interviewer” is the one that talks about the ShamFamily and answers the “question” with a BC quote from 4 years ago. Last time they tried this Team SoSo got in trouble because they were too blatant in pushing their agenda. They toned it down but that still won’t save them…