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annashipper:

Hi Nonny and thank you for the LINK!  I care! A LOT!   😀

So… PR has now replaced baity unverified twitter sightings with baity unverified Fail sightings.  And the Fail, being the beacon of hard hitting journalism that it is, actually went ahead and published.  COOL!

I have questions.  So many questions:

• Did Seb run into the Dismals himself and they refused to take a selfie with him, or did someone call this in?
• Was it uncle Harvey?
• Was it Karon?
• Was it Weirdo?
• Was it Ben?
• Why are there no twitter sightings, no facebook sightings, no instagram sightings (no linkedin sightings even) of Ben and Weirdo walking through leafy Hampstead enjoying their ice creams?  Was Seb the only one that saw them?  Does this mean he’s one of the few true believers?
• Were there Trees Of Proofiness™?  Or at least Leafs Of Proofiness™?   This was in “leafy Hampstead Heath” after all.
• Was there a tandem bike involved, or was it just tandem-bike-less ice cream scoffing?  I’m asking for a friend.  Her name is Ballsy. 
• Isn’t Seb aware of the fact that Ben is not self-styled anymore?  Did he miss the coverage of Baity Joe’s store opening from the Fail four months ago?  LINK
• Does the lack of pictures mean PR have finally realised Weirdo can’t be trusted not to smile straight at the paparazzi during pap walks?
• Does the lack of pictures mean Weirdo is on holidays and couldn’t be bothered to fly into the UK for crystal clear sneaky pics at the festival or a pap walk in leafy Hampstead?
• Does PR not realise this sighting on the Fail would be a great opportunity for them to leak at least one clear picture of Weirdo at the Wilderness Festival?
• Couldn’t Weirdo get a new pair of sandals to sell?  
• Why weren’t any of the pillows with Ben and Weirdo at leafy Hampstead
• Doesn’t Pilo deserve ice cream?  
• Doesn’t Pilo 2.0 deserve sunlight?

And of course that brings me to a whole other list of questions which I’m not gonna ask.  Instead, I’ll draw a parallel and allow everyone to come up with their own questions.  

According to the Fail, Pilo 2.0 was born on March 3rd.  That makes him 5 months and 11 days old.  By the time Pilo was 5 months old, we’d already had:

1. A “sneaky” pic of Ben pushing a hermetically sealed pram through leafy Hampstead on Father’s Day (when Pilo was 21 days old)
2. A pap walk on Pilo’s christening (when Pilo was 3 months 13 days old)
3. A pap walk through leafy Hampstead of Ben and Weirdo running errands with Pilo (when Pilo was 3 months and 18 days old)

Dearest Intern, tell Karon to tell Ben to tell whoever is coming up with ideas to prove Pilo 2.0 is real that they’re slacking.  

Also, thank Seb for starting my day off with a giggle!   😀

Ballsy:   I
thoroughly refuse to stop pouting until I finally get pics of the Dismals +
Pilos riding a tandem-bike with ice-creams.  The bike sightings without pics from Atlanta =
pouting.   Ice-cream eating reports from
the Daily Fail – with a full description of Ben’s attire, without a full
description of So-Fail’s fugly shoes she’s shilling this week – again without
pics = pouting. 

At this point I will
accept nothing less than a 2 page spread in Vogue of the Dismals + Pilos on a
tandem-bike, all tucking into individual tiny Häagen-Dazs ice-creams, with
every item of clothing worn by all listed by Designer, including the name of
the Bike manufacturer.   There also needs
to be at least 4 trees of proofiness. 

I will remain pouting
until that happens.  Chop to it PR!

I want that SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!

Now wouldn’t that be a sight!? Aww, how all these tender moments remain hidden from us even after 3 years…aww.

Hahahaha. Not even lunch break yet over here and I am giggling already……..:-D That is so funny.

eww, the royals of oddities

We asked for ice-cream and the Fail delivered an unverified sighting sent in by someone on either PR team. A shame they didn’t plug some shop! Judging from the BI reveal and birth info fuckery? I suspect it was Team Soso. 2 out of the 3 flat out make BC look bad, this latest blurb makes it harder for the Rat to pry her off of him. I wonder if he has to pay her every time she gets her name printed next to his? Probably…