Ballsy: I see the Fail are in on the “it’s her turn to shine” bandwagon.
Because this image SO says “please darling, it’s ALL about YOU winning tonight”. And not “put the stupid thing down, I have shoes to sell”. Right?
Anyhoo. I’m only including this Fail article, because I almost bust another rib:
Forgive me. I’m more used to Aussie slang. That’s British for something perfectly innocent. Right?
😂 Yeah, gong is British slang for medal.
I just realized he’s not even holding her hand in that DM pic! She’s trying to hold his but he’s got his fingers totally straight!
That’s because she tried to ruin his big night by bitching at him at the table. He probably left early to avoid a public spat and she’s lucky he didn’t slap her hand away. That’s the kind of narc stunt you don’t forgive or forget. She’s fucking horrible…
