Except SoFail wasn’t his ‘wife’ at the time, he was playing the field like ARod and he can’t even recall if it was a cake or ‘The Most Delicious Biscuit In The World’. Are you sure it wasn’t sorbet Ben? Bollocks. If it was a biscuit writing that much text in icing on it would have been well-nigh impossible. I’m a recreational baker, I know. Goddam, you a shyte liar…also recall that Mama Wanda herself said they ‘dated’ each other for weeks at most. I know the reason behind this latest piece of Cumberfiction though. To dispel rumors that the kid that SoFail never had was her SBF’s. See, BC doesn’t seem to get that everyone and their mother (his included) knows about the whole Rosie Joy Glover fiasco. How RJG (and her boyfriend) played pin-the-baby-on-the-plonker and BC was it. How Weinstein scrambled to cover up his own mistake ATLM by letting SH drop the (ad)vert in the London Times. Because using one non-pregnant prostitute to cover for another lower end prostitute that your HWood owner set you up with is very traditional. Once the US outed the lies SoFail rushed to lock in her mark at PSIFF via a fake belly (that was absent one month later at that Pall Mall party) and the rest is history…

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