Hey team Z, you might want to get your stories straight before unleashing your plans.
A 4.5 day ‘vacay’….after which BC was papped eating ice cream back home with some dudebro. SoFail is emphatically referred to as “Mrs. B Cumberbatch” and MM is Scottish so I’m also going with Team Soso for this bit of PR fiction. MM’s also a right twat for suggesting that he’d feel safer with a pussy-whipped luvvie and a career felon than with the native Majorcans. I’ve got Spanish relatives and Mark is a perfect example of the ‘guiris’ we love to hate. Fuck off to Corsica next time so you can get stabbed, thanks.
