Cumberbitches get twisted
More details have emerged in the
ongoing conspiracy being pushed
by Benedict Cumberbatch’s super
fans (the Cumberbitches) that his
wife is pregnant by another man
and that poor Benny will have
to raise the child as his own.The photos that the Cumberbitches
have been waving around as proof
that Sophie Hunter is having an
affair are not of her and her
secret ‘boyfriend’ but of a BBC
Wales employee and his wife
(who does, to be fair, look
remarkably like Hunter).After months of harassment and
threats of being ‘outed’ to the
press as Sophie’s lover, the
man in question contacted the
tabloids himself to explain
that none of this was true.The hacks reassured him they
had no intention of printing
such obvious horseshit, but
wondered if he’d maybe like
to sell his story about what
it’s like to be stalked by
the internet’s most fearsome
erotomaniacs?————————————
How do the Cumberbitches explain
Benedict’s first child? Easy. It’s
a lifelike plastic doll that he’s
forced to carry around. Obviously.============
Hahaha! Looks like the nannies (or Sophie) are still trying to say Tom is Matt Reece and Sophie is his wife! LMAO. Good thing enty knows what’s really happening
That is SH or a doppelganger who raided her closet. “Matt Reece” sat said doppelganger in the bitch seat, then rode his motorcycle all the way from Cardiff to London for a theater outing? Did SoFail hook up with one of the Fail interns that has recently sent disinformation to PB? Sure seems like it and Tom may not be the boyfriend in question either. Yes, we know about the other one too but nice try. Sweetie, you got caught more than once so this is hardly a case of mistaken identity. Guess someone is panicking now…
