That PR Agent was so right about you! You literally know nothing about what our work entails. I was recruited by a Professor of Linguistics and trained via a paid internship at a local medical campus. We are assessed so continued learning is also an absolute must for us and you learn a lot in 10 years. Accurate simultaneous interpretation using technical terminology in a high-stress environment takes considerable skill.

Sometimes it’s a life/death situation, it can also be gory and many people can’t handle that.

In this field you have to understand what fellow staff members are talking about. You are some LibArts simpleton with no background in STEM but with your connections? You still could have worked as a UN interpreter and snagged a diplomat but didn’t because you simply don’t have what it takes. You had to settle for honeytrapping once you realized that mime school and whoring alone weren’t going to get you very far. BTW I didn’t diagnose you, your DX was leaked and the shrinks hired to make it were qualified to do so, so there goes that argument!