No, of course y’all don’t…



I’m sure Markus goes grocery shopping with all of his Soho House clientele:

Please, this shows that he and Eddie Redmayne are particularly close. Which brings us to this:

Years ago, at Soho House Istanbul. What was Meghan Markle doing around those parts? Oh yeah, yatching. Small ‘world’ innit? Which brings us back to Markus who is now sucking on the BRF’s teat thanks to Maggot:

Surely Eddie Redmayne isn’t also connected to Eloise Fornieles and thus to Sophie Hunter, right? Oops, nevermind. Of course these two BFFs didn’t know each other either:

Nope, Brooke Geahan was only Harvey Weinstein’s SIL in all but name. As the LT partner of Georgina Chapman’s brother Edward:

I’m sure Sophie Hunter wasn’t acquainted with Edward Chapman or Georgina despite going to Marchesa events hosted by…Georgina:

I’m also positive that Sophie Hunter didn’t know Harvey Weinstein despite being invited to exclusive TWC after parties like this one:

Why would she be? Before she cozied up to Brooke she was a Z-Lister and a known escort in the Hamptons. She was also uncomfortably close to one of Harvey Weinstein’s, Prince Andrew’s and Jeffrey Epstein’s pals, Euan Rellie:

Why they would all get together to break bread at Jeff’s house, good times! Sophie also worked for MC2, Jean Luc Brunel’s very own modeling agency which served as one of Epstein’s main suppliers…
You:

-aren’t:

-fooling:
