SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Benedict Cumberbatch wore VEGAN outfit to Met
Wait. Zero isn’t Vegan?! But didn’t that Chanterelle chick have Vegan food made for BOTH Zero and Benedict?! Can NO ONE in this shit show keep their stories straight?!
No and Baity Joe is really pushing it here. Hey Joe, who needs to make clients look good when you can blackmail them into staying with you! You’ve dropped the ball one too many times with Benedict. It’s all about hangers on like you now. We also know what bespoke stylists like yourself often do on the side thanks to a fellow from Bellinzona. Given that this involves the sale of human beings for sexual exploitation and organ trafficking that’s not exactly ‘cruelty free’ is it? We figured you and SoFail are in cahoots because you can’t shut up about Roksanda either. Do they give you a discount on the kids?