Huh? I’ve been here all along fuckwit. Is Benedict free to go with whomever aside from SoFail? No. He himself is in no condition to attend such a high-profile fashion event! Does he want to be ridiculed and have even more people question what is wrong with him? Enty’s three part special was a shot across the PR bow so BC needs to watch it. As an aside I’m not the hideous horse-faced ladyboy here and neither am I over or underweight. I definitely have dat ass that SoFail lacks however! SoFail is what is known as skinny fat, he/she uses drugs to keep the weight off but is lazy AF so she’s got no muscle tone to speak of. Watching her sport eye-hurting rags and lurch along any RC SNL skit style is rather entertaining. As for the MetGala itself many A-Listers have been skipping it altogether in recent years because they refuse to pay 30K to be bored for hours. One called it a real chore to attend, let that sink in…