Hi, it’s me again. Sorry I’m pestering you with questions. Feel free to ignore if you want. I was wondering how you think they will go about announcing the split? Will it be an official announcement by PR, a revealing article in Fail, or maybe a throwaway remark in an interview? Yours truly, XZanon

gatorfisch:

oliveria-fan:

annashipper:

I can only tell you how I’d play this XZ Anon.

Drop the first TiP write up in a publication that has nothing to do with the Fail during the week before Wimbledon.  Preferably People.

Read at LL on the 14th, Tim and Wanda being in the audience.  Do the Dear Jessie letters with Loo.

Show up at Wimbledon sans Weirdo (preferably with Adam or James or both on the Women’s Finals, and Tim or Wanda or both, on the Men’s Finals)

Follow Wimbledon up with more TiP articles on other publications, including the Fail.

Do a couple of pap walks in London alone, looking pensive.

Show up at the London Comic Con, putting on a brave face.

Have a Fail write up by Seb on the story of the Dismals.

Split announcement by the end of August, so he can show up at TIFF and start being his old self again.

Enty can gloat his head off in the aftermath.

Sounds good. Do it

Or just drop the announcement in People any time now, and let everyone look back over recent outings and see how alone and sad he’s looked.

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