gatorfisch:

(Anon, please, if you post this) “It is indeed. It looks like one of those holistic teething necklaces.” So avant, much choking hazard… why in the world of all things sane and rational would you give a teething child who’s actively chewing on things all the time a necklace with those little beads? I think that pretty much tells us who’s friend this baby belongs to.

Either the amber beads are big enough so that the bb cannot swallow them or the cord has to be extra strong. No need to endanger the kid though, you can get a cloth necklace without bits to choke on then spray succinic acid or diluted clove oil on it. It’s some NYC pal’s bb that’s for sure…

benedicts-third-testicle:

Goes by the name Benedict Cumberbatch  

To the highest bidder, for the most publicity, or for damage
control (pat on the head and a cookie?), he will: 

• Change his religious affliction

• Change his political views

• Wear a T-Shirt declaring himself anything you’d
  like

• Sexuality. 
  Oh he’s straight – don’t you forget it. 
  Speaking of which:

• Sell you details of his personal life

• Rumour monger a girlfriend

• Set up pap-pics with said girlfriend (tennis
  anyone?)

• Go along with an engagement announcement to a
  woman he can’t manage to say the name of

• Parade a woman he clearly doesn’t like on a Red
  Carpet, that’s okay – she doesn’t much like him either

• Go along with a dubious pregnancy

• Bait and leak details via his/her coat-tailing
  friends of his wedding

• Leak every detail of said wedding whilst
  claiming that it’s oh, so private

• Time said wedding to coincide with, not only
  Valentine’s day, but three days before Oscar final voting close-off.

• In fact, he will happily time ALL of his major
  life milestones to any awards close-offs or publicity events required

• Have a baby – timed perfectly (c’mon was it
  IVF?) to only reveal the bump on three major award voting close-offs (magical
  planned/unplanned IVF babies can do that) and move said timing around so that he
  can say that they were planning the shotgun wedding before she got pregnant (scratches
  head).

• Time the announcement of the birth of his baby to
  counter bad publicity following leaking (gosh – leaking, again?) of his CBE

• Time the Christening of his baby to the day
  before his film premiere

• Arrange a pap-op with his baby to counter
  divorce and negligent dad rumours

• Attend events and stare creepily at his wife for
  half a nano-second to also counter showmance/divorce rumours

• Use said publicity stunt wife/relationship/baby
  as an excuse to get out of attending events where he’ll have to confront his
  peers or spend time with fans, when he can’t quite use work to do that

• Use work to do that

• He will (literally) sell you the shirt off his
  back.  And everything else he’s
  wearing.  And everything his wife is
  wearing, and the kid too.  It’s ALL for
  sale.

• Drive whatever car you’d like him to shill.
  Jaguar?  On his Moneymoon? No problem.  MG? 
  So, last year. Mercedes?  Yep.

• Oh, really – he’ll do just about anything.   Juggling mandarins?  I’ll bet he’s been practising.  #supportivefruithusband.

watch-this-face:

khanspets:

happilyhardarcade:

khanspets:

happilyhardarcade:

Now, there’s a whole lot of this to talk about:

Cause there’s a whole lot of disgusting shit that happened AFTER this interview.

For, instance, he:

• sold out his kid’s birth to counter bad press over the CBE.
• sold out his kid’s christening just before the opening of Black Mass.
• sold out his kid, with no attempt to hide him, on a staged pap walk, on the opening weekend of Black Mass.
• sold out his kid with another staged pap walk just before Doctor Strange shooting in NYC
• sold out his kid with a third staged pap walk during Doctor Strange shooting in NYC

That timing, though.

He has also:

• encouraged speculation about his wife and the mother of his child by appearing indifferent and even uncomfortable with her in public (still happening).

• pushed his wife and the mother of his child into a trash can at LAX.

• forced his wife and the mother of his child into several documented instances of unwanted physical affection.

• failed to show up and support his wife and the mother of his child in her professional efforts, such as the Eniskillen Beckett Festival, despite her consistent support for his work.

And when it comes down to it, all any of us were really asking for is that he stop selling the personal life and focus on the work. That’s it. Had he stopped selling it, no one would have had shit to say.

I can’t find it, but there’s also that classic quote about what he would supposedly do to paps if they were taking pictures of his child…

I know the one – would love to be able to find it again.

“If I had children I would be fiercely protective of them and they would get quite a shock as I would tell people to fuck off.”

Benedict Cumberbatch on his morals and privacy at Oz Comic Con

+ another, from reddit q&a:

“You can’t imagine fame. You can only ever see it from an outsider and comment on it with the rueful wisdom of a non participant. When it happens to you, it doesn’t matter what age or how, it is a very steep learning curve. The important thing to realize in all of it is that life is short, to protect the ones you love, and not expose yourself to too much abuse or narcissistic reflection gazing and move on. If fame affords me the type of ability to do the kind of work I’m being offered, who am I to complain about the downsides. It’s all relative. And this are obviously very high class problems. The way privacy becomes an every shrinking island is inevitable but also manageable and it doesn’t necessary have to get that way.” (source)

Allow me to rephrase this for you Benedict:

Life is too short to not protect your real loved ones and to expose yourself to abuse at the hands of a narcissistic navel gazer. You need to move on from this farce so that you don’t lose your fame along with the ability to work in the industry.

Ironically BC has not betrayed his principles, at least not entirely. That would only be true if he were in a real marriage with a real family. This? Is little more than a work of PR fiction.

gatorfisch:

Anon please. This is the forth time I have typed something, but not going to stop this time. Sophie wants the skeptics gone. She was us all gone! Why, because the nannies are buying all of this HOOK, LINE and SINKER!! She gets to stay in the picture if we all go away. That is what she wants. I was honestly pissed by those pictures today, but you know what, THAT IS WHAT SHE WANTS!! She wants us GONE!! I don’t know about you lot, Gator, Khanspet, annashipper, but I AM STAYING RIGHT WHERE I AM!! I will always give my support to someone whom feels trapped and doesn’t know what to do.!! After everything that I have read about NPD from Gator, I am STAYING! If Ben has to hit rock bottom before he finally realizes what he has lost, than so be it. BEN! STOP BEING SCARED OF HER!! She is NOTHING but a gold-digging, fame-whoring, piece of trash. SHE latched on to YOU. Please just STOP!!

Skeptics, do not surrender to SoFake! That bitch is made of LIES! Repeat after me:

WE ARE CRY!!! 

gatorfisch:

This man IS disgusting either he has just shilled out his own son or he’s borrowed someone’s else’s ..this man is going to hell and I don’t care.He will get what he deserves…so done .. how he changed

Nonny it’s the latter with the excuse of those oh-so-private DF exclusive photos. This is how stupid these people are, bb in Pramwalk 1.0? Had brown hair. That NY kid that they borrowed has blond hair. Apparently they don’t understand that bb hair tends to get darker as they grow…

toooldtogiveashit:

Benedict…Marvel is not BBC. Do NOT piss off the hand that feeds you.

I have a feeling it’s too late for that. They are about to scrape a certain barnacle off the Disney Cruiseliner…

toooldtogiveashit:

Benedict…Marvel is not BBC. Do NOT piss off the hand that feeds you.

I have a feeling it’s too late for that. They are about to scrape a certain barnacle off the Disney Cruiseliner…

gatorfisch:

Cough!!!

All she needed to complete the look was this t-shirt:

gatorfisch:

annashipper:

I never wondered why she’s unemployed Nonny.  I’m just wondering how Ben decided to hire her…

I’m not sure it was up to him

SH’s spirit animal…

gatorfisch:

Who said he did?

Someone should give him a copy:

gatorfisch:

Beats me. But their behavior is telling me that the fat lady is warming up

Here she comes…

gatorfisch:

I’m sure. And then chastised him for crying.

IIRC Mama Hunter may have already been pregnant herself when she got married. SH’s got no business insulting BC when she’s nothing more than a drugged-up pinch-faced slag…