158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/15 **#1**

So, you have a boyfriend that is going through financial problems and having to hide money in various shell companies. You just found out you are pregnant. Your income is not going to get you through. You get a call from an old friend who used to help you make connections that a foreign born A list actor is looking for some company and you would be perfect. You see your chance. You seduce him the first night so the pregnancy story will work. A month later you tell him you are pregnant. He now is not only giving you money which you funnel to your boyfriend, but the actor even marries you because he is a standup guy who won’t leave his pregnant girlfriend single.

Boyfriend: EA

Old Friend: HW

Girlfriend: RJG

RCGF: SH (never pregnant)

A List Actor: BC

Oh and tagging a photo taken by said A-Lister #naive and #movingonup is a brilliant way to let people know about your MO. Cheers!

Yeah, well I don’t. She sounds about as thirsty, greedy and nasty as SH. Some of those BI don’t fit SH very well but they do fit RJG to a T. Tag-teaming BC, eh? Did she and SH “work” together at some point? In London perhaps? She doesn’t only give off that undercover escort vibe she is one! Knew Harvey well too, this was confirmed via official corporate sources. Honestly? If what I suspect is true? I hope her and her partner also get what they deserve.

It seems like SH wasn’t the only one to take advantage of the whole ShamWow. I’ve been doing some research on RJG aka SGF and based on what I gleaned? It looks like someone was miffed at not becoming the Divine Mrs. Cumberbatch. HW had already hired SH as RCGF and only an idiot would expect BC to defy Uncle Harvey. Like most fauxmances the expiration date was written into the contract. After which BC and SH would have resumed seeing their person/s of choice. SH was able to latch on like she did because she used another’s scheming to her advantage. You see in many ways this nightmare was also set off by RJG’s thirst. I got suspicious with the supposed HC insider that made her look like the victim. BS, you don’t put up photos with a bunch of baity tags without an ulterior motive. It was a covert threat to keep the cash coming which made it even more difficult for BC to end the ShamWow. Thing is with a legit basis you would never see this in a payout situation. Those things always come with ironclad NDAs. 

First clue? Buying thousands of fake social media followers when you are a basic extra cum callgirl from fucking Derby is not normal:

You were set up by not one but two Cluster B bitches and you walked right into their trap. I know they are not working alone but you need to put an end to their racket.