TIL that the Audubon Society has released official statements on the difference between a “bird”, a “birb”, and a “borb”, featuring such gems as:

Right here is an Audubon blurb
That I daresay is something superb:
These statements official
Are quite beneficial
In helping distinguish a birb. 

But they don’t stop there, please believe – 
For details galore we receive!
A birb’s small and cute
While a borb looks like fruit
And “floof” is a state they achieve!

In closing, their wisdom they cry
That we might obtain and apply:
Just like uncaged birds
Are shape-shifting words
It’s better to see them both fly. 🙂

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