People who are in non-traditional arrangements refer to partners who cycle in and out their lives on a repeated basis as ‘comets’. In other words, their presence is sporadic so I think Kaiser may have dropped a big hint about the true nature of the ShamWow. It’s a phony PR arrangement in this case, where the comet swings by almost exclusively for merching and pap ops. In real relationships, however, this unhealthy dynamic is called triangulation and is typical for people with a Cluster B Personality Disorder. Cluster B Personality Disorders include Antisocial Personality Disorder, Borderline Personality Disorder, Histrionic Personality Disorder and Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Many just call them psychopaths…