From Gawker RIP: Here are some of the crazed rumors we’ve heard about the Vanity Fair story that John Connolly is writing about alleged financier-perv* billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, of whom it is alleged that he retained a procurer of underage girls. Oh my God, we heard that Bill Clinton came into 4 Times Square and told Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter that this expose of Epstein must not run and of course Graydon folded like a paper doll. And also we heard alleged former Epstein alleged friend Ron Burkle is Danny A’s backer on every club he opens and Burkle does that to harvest pretty young things then flies them to L.A. and allegedly sells them to Epstein and alleged movie-producer Steve “Bing Laden” Bing and it is this cabal of partying hedonists that has prevented the piece from running!

Ok, so apparently VF had the goods on Bill Clinton and now they are deliberately giving MegIT pagespace to blab about Prince Harry. Why? You might recall that VF was also the publication that BC used to drag us, under some duress seeing as how SH interrupted the subsequent GQ interview presumably to threaten him. It seems to me that VF has exclusive access to scandalous info most likely involving drugs and women. If I were Clarence House and the Rat I’d start asking Mr. Carter to cough up more names…