JT Anon

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annashipper:

Sophie hunter has done really well for herself? Bitch where? You know what I think when I see creepy asks screeching that someone has done so well and that they aren’t going anywhere and that they have soo many fans? That they haven’t done as well as hoped and they aren’t that popular and they are moving on soon. My god that was the most desperate, weird ask I’ve ever seen.

Sophie Hunter done really really well check list

If Sophie Hunter had done really really really well for herself she would have had a solo invite to the emmy’s

If Sophie Hunter had done really, really well for herself she would have been invited to be in the front row of every major fashion house show from Paris to London to NY

If Sophie Hunter had done really, really well she would have had a lifestyle column ages ago where she wrote about art and lifestyle. It would have been read by thousands and there would be just such a high demand for her content

If Sophie Hunter had done really, really well for herself she would have a calendar booked full of theatre and opera

If Sophie Hunter had done really, really well for herself other well known, respected, big name director and opera singers would be talking about her by the dozens. Mentioning how impressed they were w her work, talking about the reputation she had long before hooking up w BC (so don’t go and try and grab one random opera singer for a quote guys. if your gal was talented and sought after, we would already have dozens)

If Sophie Hunter had done really, really well for herself she would already have multiple brand endorsements, be featured in print ads promoting products

If Sophie Hunter had done really, really well for herself she would be getting invited to events, to walk red carpets, and to wear big name fashion houses

If Sophie Hunter had done really, really well for herself, she would be invited to be a guest editor of a widely circulated fashion magazine  

If Sophie Hunter had done really, really well for herself, the two blogs she runs that are devoted to her would be bursting w new content and projects, not sitting idle for the past month

If Sophie Hunter had done really, really well for herself, she would be featured in mags w her clothing offered continuously. She would be chased by paps solo because there was enough interest to warrant her being featured without BC by her side

If Sophie Hunter had done really, really well for herself photographers would scream for her more than they scream for Benedict. especially at fashion shows that are supposed to be HER expertise, not his

If Sophie Hunter had done really, really well for herself, art galleries around the world would be offering her residences

If Sophie Hunter had done really, really well for herself her art and operas and plays would be making a real difference, real social change. Her work and ideas and point of view would be being discussed by artists and students all over. People would be demanding her social commentary and wanting her work to discuss and revolutionalise the form

If Sophie Hunter had done really, really well for herself she would have a lifestyle blog, artist mum about town, read by thousands w successful branding

Go through that check list and see how many of these things have happened for Sophie Hunter and her career in the past two years, and how many of these things she has lined up for the coming year.

I mean this from the bottom of the cold, frozen chunk of vulture meat that is my heart. You could not pay me any amount of money, offer me any amount of fame or camera time, give me any amount of access to want to be Sophie Hunter or have her life. Nothing. There is nothing you could offer me that would make her or her life and lifestyle even remotely appealing to me. I wouldn’t want to be her for an hour.  

J done really, really well for myself eating this pizza while boarding T anon

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JT,

NICE

Better luck next time SoFail…

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