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I dunno what’s going on bts at Marvel but there’s been a twitter leak from a reliable source saying that DS2 is going to likely have the Ancient One back in some capacity, Brother Vodoo and Clea (whose casting is rumored to be an asian actress). All awesome. Thing is Brother Vodoo (in the comics) has taken over the mantle of Sorc Supreme from DS. Will BC’s last movie with Marvel be his exit from the MCU? Personally I love the idea (representation matters) but also sad to think BC might be gone.

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gatorfisch:

The keyword is ‘likely’ and the DS comic does have a whole story arc where he hands over the mantle to Brother Voodoo. However a mere cameo is nothing compared to a full movie deal and everything else that comes with it like dunno…security. Not to mention that parasites like SoFail die once their host is bled dry. Sure sounds like an ultimatum, better get your shit in order stat Benedict 🙄…

Sophie LePew

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You know what that short film on Vimeo reminds me of? One of those god awful celebrity perfume ads, except this one features a non-entity, smells of NYC sewage and runs 4 minutes too long. Pointless vanity demo reels like these are often used by ‘models’ and ‘actresses’ to advertise P2P companionship as well as to cover for certain types of transactions btw. With regards to the bizarre ShamFam sighting, it’s either NanFic written by a particularly dumb Stanny or BC’s borrowing any kids he can, correct age and/or gender be damned. Remember the Bild photodump with Rent-a-Hal of the round eyes? It wouldn’t be the first time…

Misty Upham Raped at 2013 Golden Globes?

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Misty’s experience with Harvey Weinstein left her with the impression that he was a powerful man with many influential connections and could make people disappear… Indeed, a year after the alleged rape at the Golden Globe Awards, Misty Upham “disappeared.” On October 5, the Django Unchained actress went missing from her Auburn home. On October 16, friends and family searching for Misty found her body in a ravine near the White River, about 30 miles south of Seattle.The medical examiner ruled her cause of death due to blunt force injuries to her head and torso.

BC worked with Misty on August: OC, I wonder if he knew about this? Or of what HW tried to do to Lupita Nyongo? Both WOC too…I can’t imagine HW responding well if it was ever brought up and with everything that’s coming out it’s not hard to see why BC would be afraid of him. To think people accused us of exaggerating! Ironically, it’s looking more and more like HW himself is going to disappear into prison.

Misty Upham Raped at 2013 Golden Globes?

Re ‘if Colin F. is being outed for HW girls’: yeah, BC doesnt seem to have a chance. Sometimes it looks like right now, the ones being outed besides HW are for small things (not sure this is the best way to put it). But since the protector is gone, the might be digging & preparing exposes about other big scandals. Gosh, it must b chaos at every newsroom.

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gatorfisch:

Oh yeah. I think Disney knows that all they can really hope to do now is spin whatever comes out. And I think that’s what they are waiting for. Sigh. But just like the whole thing with Fassy and Vickander, by sticking to the lie it just makes them look more complicit. It’s best to just end the ruse ASAP. At least then it looks like you took your chance to get out as soon as you had it. Instead, you double down and look even worse.

Yet, that too is in the works. So Disney better hurry and wrap up BC’s mess now because Hemsworth, Spacey, Evans and Johansson all have scandals of their own that are set to be outed soon. The HW affair means that anyone in showbiz is now fair game for the press…

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The Marvel Pancake Hour

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Starring:

Deadpool: Is this the part where the voiceover guy introduces us? 83

Narrator: Ahem, Starring:

Deadpool: Say my name say my name say my name-

Madame Masque: Shut up! You’re not even supposed to talk yet!

Narrator: Starring…

Deadpool: THIS IS SO EXCITING!*pulls down pants*

Madame Masque: YOU CANT DO THAT IN PUBLIC! D8

Narrator: STARRING-

Deadpool: YESSSSSS OHHHHHHH

Narrator: You know what? @#$% this, I quit.*leaves*

Malekith: Oh well done you bumbling lout! What are we supposed to do now 

without the narrator?

Madame Masque: Maybe the audience won’t mind.

Deadpool: I’LL DO IT!*races off stage and gets into narrator’s booth*

Malekith: NO!

Deadpool: Says the guy with the mismatched tights and ridiculous hair.

Malekith: THIS IS PART OF MY COSTUME!

Deadpool: Looks like there’s a fairy in the closet…

Malekith: Do you have a death wish mortal? Because I’m really good at 

granting wishes.*turns into mist and leaves stage*

Deadpool: Says Malekith who flies up the stairs and into the room where he-

*choke*

Malekith: *over PA* I told you we should have hired that other fellow!

Madame Masque: ._. Uh… hi. I’m Kristina and we are all members of the Acting Troupe “The Marvel Pancake Hour”. We write skits and perform them for you all live without any rehearsing so everything is improvised and spontaneous.

Deadpool: You can’t catch me, I rubbed butter all over myself!

Malekith: You used up all the butter in the breakroom fridge for that?

*crash noise*

Madame Masque: Malekith is our resident actor with the most experience. He’s real big on Shakespeare and is a bit anal retentive when it comes to his craft.

Deadpool: Actually, he’s anal because he’s a-

Malekith: Get back here you impudent wretch!

Madame Masque: That’s Deadpool up there with him. We found him on the street 

and long story short we ended up his legal guardians. He’s a bit of a handful.

Malekith: *sputters* A HANDFUL?!I have nightmares where he stands over my bed 

and watches me as I sleep!

Deadpool: Oh, that wasn’t a dream 8D.

*More crashing and yelling over PA*

Madame Masque: I’m studying the peforming arts. I wanted to be a dancer but 

found that I was more suited for this.

Deadpool: I thought you said it was because whenever you dance you ended up 

flashing your -*PA disconnects*

Madame Masque: I don’t know where he got that idea. It’s definitely not true…

why did they have to post it all over the internet? ;_;

Madame Masque: Anyway, we also have Mr. Summers up in the lighting booth.

Say Hi Scott!

*the spotlight focuses exclusively on Madame Masque’s chest*

Madame Masque: Goddammit I’m surrounded by perverts!*runs off stage*

*a huge man steps onto the stage*

Man: Good evening. I’m the acting coach for the troupe.

*PA comes back on*

Deadpool: Hey it’s that fat viking guy, what’s his name…Hi!!!

Volstagg: Do not mind him. I am merely passing on my wealth of experience to these fresh,  impressionable minds.But I don’t get paid because they don’t get paid, therefore your donations are greatly appreciated. I’ll even reward you with a glorious image that will be forever burned into your minds!*removes everything*

Deadpool: Yay, no clothes!:D

Malekith: GAH, MY EYES!

Volstagg: BEHOLD!

Malekith: EVERYONE! THROW MONEY INTO HIS HELMET SO HE’LL GET DRESSED!

*Volstagg is pelted with coins*

Volstagg: Ow! You…you ingrates!I was only showing you what a GOD looks like.

*covers his jiggling fat*

Malekith: I feel lightheaded-

Deapool: That’s OK, I’ll be right here… *whispers* WATCHING YOU ^_^

*Malekith faints and the curtains close*