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Starring:
Deadpool: Is this the part where the voiceover guy introduces us? 83
Narrator: Ahem, Starring:
Deadpool: Say my name say my name say my name-
Madame Masque: Shut up! You’re not even supposed to talk yet!
Narrator: Starring…
Deadpool: THIS IS SO EXCITING!*pulls down pants*
Madame Masque: YOU CANT DO THAT IN PUBLIC! D8
Narrator: STARRING-
Deadpool: YESSSSSS OHHHHHHH
Narrator: You know what? @#$% this, I quit.*leaves*
Malekith: Oh well done you bumbling lout! What are we supposed to do now
without the narrator?
Madame Masque: Maybe the audience won’t mind.
Deadpool: I’LL DO IT!*races off stage and gets into narrator’s booth*
Malekith: NO!
Deadpool: Says the guy with the mismatched tights and ridiculous hair.
Malekith: THIS IS PART OF MY COSTUME!
Deadpool: Looks like there’s a fairy in the closet…
Malekith: Do you have a death wish mortal? Because I’m really good at
granting wishes.*turns into mist and leaves stage*
Deadpool: Says Malekith who flies up the stairs and into the room where he-
*choke*
Malekith: *over PA* I told you we should have hired that other fellow!
Madame Masque: ._. Uh… hi. I’m Kristina and we are all members of the Acting Troupe “The Marvel Pancake Hour”. We write skits and perform them for you all live without any rehearsing so everything is improvised and spontaneous.
Deadpool: You can’t catch me, I rubbed butter all over myself!
Malekith: You used up all the butter in the breakroom fridge for that?
*crash noise*
Madame Masque: Malekith is our resident actor with the most experience. He’s real big on Shakespeare and is a bit anal retentive when it comes to his craft.
Deadpool: Actually, he’s anal because he’s a-
Malekith: Get back here you impudent wretch!
Madame Masque: That’s Deadpool up there with him. We found him on the street
and long story short we ended up his legal guardians. He’s a bit of a handful.
Malekith: *sputters* A HANDFUL?!I have nightmares where he stands over my bed
and watches me as I sleep!
Deadpool: Oh, that wasn’t a dream 8D.
*More crashing and yelling over PA*
Madame Masque: I’m studying the peforming arts. I wanted to be a dancer but
found that I was more suited for this.
Deadpool: I thought you said it was because whenever you dance you ended up
flashing your -*PA disconnects*
Madame Masque: I don’t know where he got that idea. It’s definitely not true…
why did they have to post it all over the internet? ;_;
Madame Masque: Anyway, we also have Mr. Summers up in the lighting booth.
Say Hi Scott!
*the spotlight focuses exclusively on Madame Masque’s chest*
Madame Masque: Goddammit I’m surrounded by perverts!*runs off stage*
*a huge man steps onto the stage*
Man: Good evening. I’m the acting coach for the troupe.
*PA comes back on*
Deadpool: Hey it’s that fat viking guy, what’s his name…Hi!!!
Volstagg: Do not mind him. I am merely passing on my wealth of experience to these fresh, impressionable minds.But I don’t get paid because they don’t get paid, therefore your donations are greatly appreciated. I’ll even reward you with a glorious image that will be forever burned into your minds!*removes everything*
Deadpool: Yay, no clothes!:D
Malekith: GAH, MY EYES!
Volstagg: BEHOLD!
Malekith: EVERYONE! THROW MONEY INTO HIS HELMET SO HE’LL GET DRESSED!
*Volstagg is pelted with coins*
Volstagg: Ow! You…you ingrates!I was only showing you what a GOD looks like.
*covers his jiggling fat*
Malekith: I feel lightheaded-
Deapool: That’s OK, I’ll be right here… *whispers* WATCHING YOU ^_^
*Malekith faints and the curtains close*