gatorfisch:

Waves to Zero. Forced to do this petty stuff to get your name mentioned?! Snort

A pig sty? Do you have any idea how bad that sounds? Hey Ned, I know that your dear cousin SoFail told Dafydd that if he didn’t mention her in every single blurb she wouldn’t donate shit. That’s not very charitable and using a piddly 5K “donation” as an excuse to promote herself over 5 times in 3 months looks mingy and naff. Unfortunately, by extension, Benedict’s brand now does as well. We haven’t forgotten about your little friend Seiriol Davies either:

Zero has a handler? But why? To prevent her to talk to journalists? BC showed us he can do it himself. She did an interview once and couldn’t help plagiarising another woman and the thing was just the verbal diarrhea of miss full of shit. This bitch is so talented to fuck up she needs a guy to prevent her to fuck up even more. BC married such a fucking loser but it was exactly what he wanted, Olivia has a career, Anna too, he can’t bear not being the successful one. He’s a self centered twat.

Not just one. SoFail has had Handlers because she too was MK’d, why do you think she’s so fucked up? I was told that she wasn’t all there to begin with 🤪. I also wouldn’t doubt that the Birkins were behind her programming as well. Just because Benedict put his foot down that one time doesn’t mean that he can control her. She tends to do whatever she wants but likely avoids giving interviews to look less dimwitted than she already does. But she does not keep quiet, she talks to journalists and anyone who she thinks can give her a leg up. Problem is, she’s so delusional that all they do is laugh at her and talk behind her back, “Most of the stuff about her (Sophie Hunter) comes from people she brags to or talks to. The people that she wants to make movies with, takes lunches with, those are the people that are spilling. Those are the people that tell me stuff about her and that’s how it always is.  What she wants out of life is to be on the cover of every single magazine, and to have everybody know her as Sophie Hunter, not Benedict Cumberbatch’s wife. That’s what she wants.” WTF? Her demands are impossible to satisfy because she has nothing to offer the public and Benedict’s talent isn’t fairy dust that can rub off on her! If that doesn’t prove how pointless and stupid the ShamWow is I don’t know what does. I’ve heard that Benedict is ambitious and that he can be thirsty but we all know that a fauxmance from hell is not what he wanted. I don’t think he’d have too many problems with a successful (and sane) civilian SO because they wouldn’t be in direct competition with one another. When you are both vying for publicity you will inevitably step on each others toes and that causes resentment. I mean, RDJ doesn’t have to worry about Susan trying to steal his spotlight…

Honeytrap 101. I’ve heard that some firms will pay ‘models’ to target celebs on behalf of rivals. That means that someone like SoFail would get paid by her fauxmance co-star to purportedly generate good PR but also by his worst enemies to do the exact opposite! The fee list was leaked so it’s a thing, it would certainly explain a lot.

Seems to me Martin and Ben actually didn’t like each other as people outside of a professional connection/chemistry for the show, which was amazing. Maybe Ben is bisexual, but he clearly loves the ladies. What are you on about with them so many years later?

Fresh leaks and they both are. The stupid nans insist on trolling me, claiming that I’m just throwing things out at random because I’m a jelly hat0r. Shows how little those starstruck lemmings really know. According to them their idols can’t be anything but perfect gentlemen and totes straight. Hey PR, UTA? Having Benedict get fake married to another man didn’t get rid of the nans but telling them the truth sure can! I’ve already explained what SoFail really is and why she faked everything. Ask Hamish, LOL! Rackets involving places like Soho House, the Groucho Club, etc involve keeping secrets in exchange for $$$ but if these are revealed they lose their leverage…

That certainly hasn’t stopped Alexandra Grant from putting him at risk with her illegal activities. He’s a bigger celebrity than Benedict will ever be and SoFail is even worse than AG. Did you already forget that people wanted to lynch you a couple of weeks ago m8? This is the second video you use to take the piss because y’all still can’t sell the shitty ShamWow. This forced the Rat to jump in with damage control the same day. You must really want them to remove press protection and perhaps that’s exactly what they should do to teach you a lesson. Dumbass…

How is William Richmond Watson back in the picture in 2020? I missed something new. She certainly has a type: Trust-fund kid seeks trust-fund kid. Rinse. Repeat. At least Benedict has a talent.

Virtually every one of them is a nepotistic trustfundarian. The difference being that SoFail’s entirely parasitic while WRW and Conrad Shawcross have a fucking job. In that sense she’s the most useless and loathsome of the lot. The fact that Harvey flung that giant leech at someone as talented as Benedict who had to work his way up is a real tragedy. WRW’s name has been making the rounds along with a few others like Megan Hunter. SoFail’s always trying to call in favors from whoever she can 🙄…

Pizza Trigger

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We received word around the end of 2017 that Benedict was pressured by Adam and SoFail into disobeying the Rat by staying in the ShamWow. It now seems that like other SRA victims he too was threatened:

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Look at the date and at this:

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Same MO.

Pizza Trigger

We received word around the end of 2017 that Benedict was pressured by Adam and SoFail into disobeying the Rat by staying in the ShamWow. It now seems that like other SRA victims he too was threatened:

Look at the date and at this:

Same MO.

WRW?

aeltrileaf:

gatorfisch:

minervarosewilliams:

gatorfisch:

He’s a dude in PR who was seen with Zero in Scotland (looking very cozy) about the time “Kit” was conceived. He’s one of her little group of flying monkeys that we haven’t seen in a while. But definitely team Zero.

Thanks! Yep, he’s the guy with his hand on Zero’s thigh.

WRW looks like the perfect daddy for the Pilos! The Rat has the media might to make SoFail’s worst nightmare a reality. Let’s see some of that Disney PR magic 😏…BTW something was off at that BYT gala. I hope for WRW’s sake that he wasn’t responsible for drugging Ben’s drink 😠.

Fuck you too, William 👿. We’ve got our eye on all of you…