” I’ve been doing this since I was 15″ is the saddest sentence I’ve ever seen you write. Sweetie, put down the computer, go outside, you live in a nice temperate area where taking a walk is pleasurable. Go and meet some actual three dimensional people. Stop living on the internet. That way madness lies.

That was way before the internet was even a thing, you idiot. I’ve always been a bookworm and heard first-hand accounts of corruption which taught me how the real world works early on. I walk quite a bit, in fact my work requires it and there is no shortage of greenery around. I also interact with more people than you certainly do on a day to day basis. You have everything backwards, the whole world has gone mad but you are too deranged yourself to realize it.

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