This is amusing, but how will Portland stand for it?
You could invade Portland, OR, but like, should you? Think of all that rain.
Hawaii should be labeled “Japan tried it, didn’t work out”
Relabel Southern Oregon/Northern California “Has been arming themselves for secession for 50 years”
The correct label for Northern California/Southern Oregon is “Armed Succesionist Weed Farmers”.
I’d just like to interject and suggest that should such an invasion happen, Take Me Home, Country Roads become the militia/defense’s theme song.