COURT IS NOW IN SESSION. 👨‍⚖️ Will the defendant, Rachel Dorito Smarmy McLiar, approach the bench. ⚖ Please, without word salad, explain how you came to be friends with Scooby Doo Doo, Marcus A. and the prince. 🤯 You are required by the court to provide DNA of Archie to prove your book’s claims are true. Miss Markle? Smugly? Wake up! 😱 🚑🚑 ARE YOU OKAY?!! 😲🔬💉👶 Court is adjourned for today, folks. 💣💥 JGemoji