INCOMING: ROYAL FUNERAL. DRESS APPROPRIATELY. DO NOT POKE ANYONE WITH YOUR UMBRELLA. REFRAIN FROM WEARING 1980s FASCINATORS. THIS EVENT CALLS FOR FULL-ON HEAD GEAR. HEADS TOGETHER.

We knew a Bridge Event was around the corner. HT involves William, Kate and Harry. The Queen said that she didn’t want Maggot at her funeral…

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