Pre “All Hail, Queen Megsnot!”, she did a cheesy photo shoot in Malta. Claimed to be “Maltese”. Didn’t ring bells back then as it does now. John Robert’s favors Malta. 🚫 Taxes? Knights of Malta? Lots of tunnels and goblets of “red liquid”? Anyway, Smuggy is “not free to roam”, and is not in Rome, but DJT has the keys to..”her brand new home”.