snappydoodle:

I’m not gonna be skeered.

Can’t think when yer skeered.

Bein’ skeered’ll put a hitch in yer giddyup.

Gotta face it.

Gotta climb up right on top of it and stare it down.

Gotta kick da shit out it til all’s left’s a greasy spot.

Ain’t nothin leftah do but piss on it.

the-last-girl-scout:

“Listen, stranger, I’m real sorry, but….y’all ain’t got no cornbread. No, listen, you done got caught with your britches down and now y’all gonna have to make a cornbread decision.”

the-last-girl-scout:

They know Paul is the chosen one because nobody had to teach him how to cook soup beans, he just knew.

He shows them how to cultivate ginseng in a greenhouse garden and Stilgar is like “Aw, shit, y’all, come check this out. The new kid done brought the Shortening of the Way.”

the-last-girl-scout:

Concept: Dune but it’s about coal extraction instead of oil and the Fremen are coded as hillbillies

Leto II Atreides

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