Mario’s got near Harry ,because his “mates” set him up with the hooker, telling him it was a genuine date. They wanted to ditch Harry as he is not good company bring a thick entitled prat. They’d probably done it before. This time the hooker realised the Thicko thought it a genuine date with a besotted Actress. She’d already studied Diana as a teen. She grabbed the main chance not believing her luck. The rest is the oblivion of Harry and the monarchy.. was their night out worth it? Nope!

Maggot was hoping for Wills but he got snatched up and isn’t exactly stupid. So she set out to study Hazza’s erm…proclivities. You know, his lurve for boyfriend Adam, chemsex and ‘chicken’ as per an Anon. Soho House helped her get the goods on tape which sealed the deal. Now the fool’s got Stockholm Syndrome…

PS: ‘Mario’s’ more like Wario 🤣!

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