Maggot was hoping for Wills but he got snatched up and isn’t exactly stupid. So she set out to study Hazza’s erm…proclivities. You know, his lurve for boyfriend Adam, chemsex and ‘chicken’ as per an Anon. Soho House helped her get the goods on tape which sealed the deal. Now the fool’s got Stockholm Syndrome…
PS: ‘Mario’s’ more like Wario š¤£!