I’ve been thinking about the timing of ER’s marriage to his beard and all the weirdness surrounding the 2015 Oscar Race:

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This A list foreign born dual threat actor is no longer on speaking terms with his fellow countryman who won an Academy Award. It seems as if your dual threat blames his countryman and his PR team for all the rumors that surround the dual threat.
A list actor: Benedict Cumberbatch
Academy Award actor: Eddie Redmayne
(revealed by Enty on 6/20/2015)

The more I look at it the more I think ER didn’t just hustle to nab that statue but probably resorted to underhanded tactics to push rivals out of the way. The company he keeps makes me suspect that he’s far more conniving than he lets on. Then there’s creepy shit like this: 

Nice hand gesture and dead rentboy there, Eddie. FJ may have had a part to play as well, given that her LT partner was none other than Eloise Forniele’s brother…