La Interesada (The Mooch)

If I gave you the sun, you’d be burned to a crisp. Beans!
If I brought the moon down how the hell would you carry it? Beans!
If I lowered a star for you, my dear, you’d go blind. Beans!
I won’t bring you the sun or the moon or the stars so that nothing happens to you
I won’t bring you the sun or the moon or the stars…‘cause you’re a mooch!

If I offered you the sea, I bet you’d drown! Beans!
If I offered you a million bucks, you’d stretch out both hands! Beans!
If I took you to New York, you’d surely dump me there. Beans!
I won’t offer you the sea or a million bucks or New York so that nothing happens to you
I won’t offer you the sea or a million bucks or New York…’cause you’re a mooch!

If I gave you my love, you’d start plotting. Beans!
If I spoke to you with passion, you’d give me a beating. Beans!
If I wrote you a song, you’d sing it to someone else! Beans!
I won’t give you my love nor write you a song, so that nothing happens to me
I won’t give you my love, I’ll just keep partying…’cause you’re a mooch!
Beans, beans, beans is all you’re getting…

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