Solito en Navidad (Alone on Christmas) 🤣
Here comes Christmas and I’m all alone
I don’t want to take selfies by myself
I don’t think this year’s going to work out
I won’t be sporting my red undies…
It’s December, I’m single and it’s sad
Oh well, at least I’ll save on presents
So I’ll have extra for nothing come February
I’ll get back with my ex, I’ll forgive her
(But you’re the one who cheated!)
(Dammit! That’s true…)
My Aunts may ask, where’s the girlfriend?
I’ll lie and say that we needed more space
Or I won’t go out, I’ll just say I’m sick
I’m dreading all of those questions
It’s December, I’m single and it’s sad
Who am I going to pig out with on Christmas?
Come New Years I’m going to hit ‘Reply’
To that girl who keeps texting me
I bought two tickets to the Christmas Concert
Because they say the last thing you lose is hope
But that fell through and now I’ll have to fib
My girlfriend’s foreign and she’s with family
Come on Santa Claus, don’t fail me now
Bring me a girlfriend for Christmas
Come New Year I’ll let her go through my phone
So she can break up with me too