I’m fascinated by Jess because she and MM seem like two 24 yo girls on Instagram who think they’re “influencers” bc they have 500 followers and one includes the local sephora. Their days must be spent strategizing like they’re launching a space ship, but really they’re picking out awful clothes and practicing “you’re so sweet.” PH must have no idea who MM is because she spends all day planning w her goon squad, while everyone else goes about their lives as she furiously hits refresh all day.
Oh, I think that’s exactly how it is. They plan and research and e-mail and call designers and practice what she will do and say while swill down rosé by the truckload, and they don’t even realize that after all of their hard work Megs is going to end up looking like a Costco staffer cooing “you’re so sweet,” as she gives out hand warmer samples wearing a bad Star Wars cosplay.
And when it doesn’t go like they planned and she doesn’t actually become the “fashion icon” they expected her to become. They have her wear a bag that’s already out of stock so they can claim she sold it out “in minutes.” LOL, why not say “seconds” or “nanoseconds.” That would have been just as “truthy.”
