Just in case you wanted an update on how we’re doing at the moment: our Prime Minister gave her conference speech today and had an excruciating coughing fit (the Chancellor of the Exchequer gave her a lozenge)
A prankster went up to her and gave her a P45 form “from Boris”
A closer look:
And as if it couldn’t get any worse, the letter F dropped off the sign behind her:
[insert “no Fs were given” joke here]
Even her staff are low key trolling her:
That’s not to mention the fact that she was wearing a Frida Kahlo bracelet – even though Kahlo was a feminist, communist, artist, Trotsky’s lover, despised all May stands for…
But yes, we are totally and completely fine over here. (Please help us)
Sorry, we are busy dealing with Cheeto over here so y’all are on your own…
