Hey Anna! I have a quick question, I’m seeing mentions of a a stroller not being allowed on a private tour at that BC was ‘sighted’ at. I’m a little confused. I thought the ‘sighting’ was just a general sighting, not as part of some tour, so why are people making such a big deal over the stroller thing? I mean, if they were there, the OP didn’t mention anything about a tour, or has there been a second sighting? I’m just really confused over the whole apparent sighting. (1 of 2)

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annashipper:

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annashipper:

(2 of 2) Sorry Anna, I just realised I dont really care. šŸ˜• I’ve just lost faith that anything is going on bts to get BC out. I think he’s become ā€˜comfortably numb’ and he’s just going through the motions of what is expected of him. Family sighting, reading at LL, tennis with the Mrs, LCC talk with bonus shoehorning, red carpet appearances. She’s not going anywhere, so frankly, I lost my faith and nothing bar TiP or actual announcement will restore that. 😢

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Nonny, first off let me just say I completely understand your frustration. Ā Nothing bar TiP on the Fail (I’m very specific about the TiP rumours making the Fail) or an actual announcement will do it for me either.

Meanwhile though, since you took the time to send in both asks, let us explore the latest installment ofĀ 

shall we?

The initial story we got was this: Ā LINK

As the Nans can never resist the urge to elaborate, this was added to the story to make it more plausible: Ā LINK

The stroller part comes in because @thoroughlyskeptic visited the aquarium’s site and found this: Ā ā€œAll ages are welcomed on this tour. High heels, food, drinks and strollers are not permitted on this tour. There are no restroom stops along the tour route. Cameras are allowed.ā€

Ā LINK

This doesn’t really tell me anything though because if Ben and Weirdo were determined to take a 4? 6? 5? 3? (no one knows for sure) month old on a tour around the aquarium, they could very well have used a sling to carry Pilo 2.0 in, have Pilo walk alongside them (because he’s a big boy now and as we all know very advanced for his age) and industrial strength diapers.

What forces me to put this down as silly nanfiction are:

1. the fact that again there are no pictures
2. the fact that no one else saw the Unicorn Prince’sā„¢ Ā family out and about Atlanta except for the friend of a Nan again. Ā It seems the Dismals and their imaginary children really only reveal themselves to true believers.
3. the questions this story inevitably raises:

  • Did Ben fly out to the US all by his lonesome, leaving his wife to manage their two pillows during the cross Atlantic flight alone? Ā AGAIN?
  • If the aforemention hypothesis is incorrect, did Ben supposedly fly into the US with his wife and two pillows like the doting father a Unicorn Princeā„¢ is supposed to be?
  • If so, why did he leave them in Atlanta last weekend to fly out to NYC for a concert? Ā Had he really missed Delius and Tetrius so much?
  • Has Pilo 2.0 taken after Pilo? Ā If so, is he too using the Eye of Avocado as a teether? Ā Inquiring minds want to know!

Ballsy:

Adds my own questions:

  • Did Ben touch the Sea Anemone? Ā And if so? Ā With what ā€œappendageā€?
  • What were the ā€œgood questionsā€ Ben asked? Ā Was it about the effects of Sea Anemone stings … ?
  • Did the Nan’s friend take a picture of a tree outside the Aquarium asĀ ā€œproofā€?
  • Where are the belt line pics of riding bikes two Saturday’s ago?
  • Does Hot Sauce sooth Sea Anemone stings? Ā (Asking for a friend.)Ā 

Did the Nan’s friend take a picture of a tree outside the Aquarium as ā€œproofā€?

Uhm, you know who were recently at the Atlanta Aquarium?

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Jeremy Renner w his daughter.

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Were nans inspired by their fun day? Or just simply mistaken him w Ben?

First of all, the cuteness factor is overpowering. Ā Second, I LOVE the t-shirt Renner’s daughter is wearing.

Third… finally it all makes sense Ā šŸ˜€

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