White people, January 1st -May 4th: Build the wall! They’re taking our jobs! They’re drug dealers and criminals! Get them out!
White people, May 5th: We love Mexicans! Their music, their food, their tequila, those festive hats! Woooo!! Cinco de Mayo!!
White people, May 6th – December 31st: Build the wall! They’re taking our jobs! They’re drug dealers and criminals! Get them out!