Gee, I bet Zero is very disappointed at not being able to work the store opening. I’m sure tableau performer & goat wrangler would’ve rounded out her CV nicely.
Mrs. Anon
Well Nonny, store owners and companies hire charismatic people like BC to serve as brand ambassadors for openings. The objective is to draw potential customers in not drive them away which is why SoFail never did well in that line of work either.