not-elementary:

benedicts-third-testicle:

Ballsy:   Sigh! 
Exasperated sigh!
 

PR?   Listen up. 
The whole point of “showmance” is that there’s a “show” and a “mance”.    Okay?

Dismal sour soup
sucking while your client looks like he’d rather have his balls set on fire and
trebucheted anywhere but next to his “wife” is not the definition of  … anything “mance”.   Or “show” for that matter. 

Do I have to write a
fucking manual for this shitfest?
 

Simple. 

End this.   Get rid of – she who sucks not just soup but
the life out of – your client. 
 

Or kiss your client’s popularity/career/your
commission goodbye.
 

Clear enough? 

Thanks for playing.

looks like he’d rather have his balls set on fire and trebucheted anywhere but next to his “wife””

So that’s where they went! Maybe Toby can help Ben find them again ‘cause I don’t think they’re growing back at this point…

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