You told a lie, an odious damned lie; Upon my soul, a lie, a wicked lie.
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Oh, a Shakespeare loving troll! I see your quote and raise you one:
“By the prickling of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes”. Now GTFO
Ditto: “Some people can’t tell a lie, others can’t tell the truth and others can’t tell the difference.” Guess which category the OP fits into?