*sigh* benedict, when we say you’re being pissy and spitting on the hands that feed you (fans), the answer is not to take a paint by numbers “ dorky fan selfie” w the kid of a person involved with the hay with a bowie connectionzzzzzzzz *clunk*.By the by, just come out and say you’re campaigning to play bowie and be done w it.
SH reading a letter doesn’t make me think she is gainfully employed or being offered any work. the topic of her letter does not erase her shitty, snotty, sour, creepy, abusive fucking behaviour. Anyone who has the gall to behave the way she does in front of cameras is someone i would never want to be around behind closed doors, let alone leave a baby with.
the planted story about you “sneaking off early” to “Protect kit from the paps” most certainly does not erase the fact that “kit’s” face is still…you guessed it…for sale on the internet
stupid fucking stories about sh being “Shy” and “reserved” and “Not wanting attention” does not erase her pulling you back to make sure she got more pictures of herself. craning her neck over you to make sure she was on camera. smiling as wide as she possibly can at every pap hired to follow you two around. these stories don’t erase the fact that whenever you two go out, the press just happen to be tipped. weird that you don’t get half the invading press when you’re out at a concert. unless i missed the “scruffy Cumberbatch wears elegant white t-shirt as he walks into bar” tabloid articles. it does’t change the fact that she has gone to every single solitary event w cameras. not only that, but she has gone w clothing to sell, making sure she MUST be on camera. real shrinking wallflower.
real things don’t have to be controlled. if you fell in love, got married, had a baby, and lived as a family in one home, you wouldn’t need all this. we would all have seen certain things from the very beginning, and that would be that
As for hay, sorry, but gigantor baby does not make me think you go home to sing lullabies to a sweet baby every night while SH smiles on warmly. these curious photos of you don’t erase the nights after nights after nights, days after days after days, entire weekends that you apparently ditched your literally weeks old infant for non essential events. its doesn’t erase the fact that youre never, ever spotted w a baby w out us finding out some camera crew or hired photographer is waiting for you. please. don’t start now. things follow a certain logic. when people have a baby, certain. things change organically when you have a baby. much like dear ol’ soph pregnancy, its just not there. go ahead and sell all the pictures of christophers first to all the papers you want. too many things have been missing, and its too fucking obv when you rush to fill the gaps now.
i know, i know, you have to make this look real before you can end it. just please don’t think this stupidity you’re pushing actually makes sense for what you’re trying to sell.
send in the clowns
JT
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“too many things have been missing, and its too fucking obv when you rush to fill the gaps now.”
And that’s that problem with the latest wave of pap walks / curious IG posts in a nutshell…
I agree.
‘gigantor baby’ ? Tee-hee!
Ballsy: What JT Anon said.
And I’d stay away from twitter today – the Nan-Fic about said “lullabies” is sickening.
And Gigantor Baby is indeed Gigantor, at least 19 months old going by the size on display in the field pics … um … isn’t today … the 12 month mark? Ooops! Gosh didn’t he have a growth spurt just before his first birthday. At this rate he’ll be looking down on daddy before he’s five.
The only thing BC was sneaking out for early was the obligatory stuntbb photos. The ambient lighting was still good and the kid’s parents wanted it back. These staged shots are like a side job for him now. If they were PSd as some people suspect? PR simply patched up the holes in the story. It seems that BC has become so miserly with his time that he only deigns to take selfies if there is something in it for him. Good thing DB is dead because he would balk at the thought of BC playing him.
The LL and Hay deal has been reduced to a self-congratulatory wankfest. The assorted bootlickers there always say “yes” to BC…at least to his face. Even when he carries on like a bloody fool. He does not like outfits like Marvel/Disney because they call him out on his mistakes. It’s as if SH’s solipsistic psychosis is rubbing off on him. If he doesn’t get his act together soon his career is going to follow a similar trajectory…
