Oh, if she does try it? My joke about crowdfunding a PI would be for real. He did say this stuff over a month ago, so I don’t know if we can call this damage control for Zoolander. More like damage control for not looking like a happily married man.
…and the ill-fitting dresses that SH keeps wearing. SH has a small gut (plenty of thin women her age do) and a wide waist so she does not want to highlight those flaws. That is her natural body shape and it has not changed one bit since “July”. I do think BC is on guard for another PSIFF type stunt, he knows SH all too well.