I can see it now…

“Wow. The ending of this singer’s relationship was so swift and so nasty that even we were caught off guard!

Normally, PR relationships end quietly and amicably in a planned manner with both parties looking good. Not in this case!

Everything was going fine… until she found out that he was saying negative things about her behind her back. She genuinely thought that he was her friend, and she was really upset by the personal betrayal. Of course, it was also a violation of their agreement. She wanted out. This meant that his contract would have been terminated and he would no longer benefit from his connection to her. Her team planned the usual, bland, mutually agreeable split.

However, he COMPLETELY flipped the script! His team got to the media first and claimed that HE broke it off! They painted her as some desperate, immature girl who was trying to push him into a wedding and babies. They painted him as the intelligent, thoughtful, professional man who was not ready to rush into a committed relationship.

She and her team are FURIOUS! However, there are limited ways of getting back at him. They can’t tip their hand that it was a contracted relationship, because that would just make her look bad. And they can’t accuse him of cheating on her with another woman, because that would just enforce the masculine, superstar-dating image that he wanted to gain out of the relationship in the first place.”

How many of you want to bet that’s how the ShamWow is going to end?

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