To me, Cumberbatch looks like he would be so underwhelming in the sack. And he had baby carrot sized junk too. Like ,he just seems like one of those dudes that would leave your expectations so unfulfilled you have to call up your BFF after the fact even if its 1:00am and tell her how disappointing it was.
Cumberbatch and his wife..idk ..they give me extremely vanilla sex vibes. Missionary style, lights off, under the blanket, 5 thrust and he is done! Afterwards they cuddle and talk about something real boring like how disappointed they were when they discovered Whole Foods was out of their favorite sea salt and caramel cupcakes. Idk maybe it’s just me but they just seem like boring ppl.
-Violet
No worries, SH’s got backup ;). She can’t be seen with her SBF in public though so she’s probably pissed off about that…