Re Cumby’s VF shoot. I may be projecting but I think he knows he doesn’t have swag. So, when he’s straight up asked to act like Mr. Darcy, it feels awkward. And he kinda makes a joke out of it. I’m the same way. Goofy nerd in public. Feisty sex kitten in private. I bet you he’d hold you down by the hair when the door is closed. Yum. Dudes like Fassy & Elba are nice to look at but usually average at best in the sack. Now, Hiddles could go either way. #wild card.

theunfriendlyblackthottie:

To me, Cumberbatch looks like he would be so underwhelming in the sack. And he had baby carrot sized junk too.  Like ,he just seems like one of those dudes that would leave your expectations so unfulfilled you have to call up your BFF after the fact even if its 1:00am and tell her how disappointing it was. 

Cumberbatch and his wife..idk ..they give me extremely vanilla sex vibes. Missionary style, lights off, under the blanket, 5 thrust and he is done! Afterwards they cuddle and talk about something real boring like how disappointed they were when they discovered Whole Foods was out of their favorite sea salt and caramel cupcakes. Idk maybe it’s just me but they just seem like boring ppl. 

-Violet

No worries, SH’s got backup ;). She can’t be seen with her SBF in public though so she’s probably pissed off about that…

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