About Scientology

If we take our surrogate theory even further, what if BC borrows kids because he himself is sterile? See, the fact that CoS wanted him in particular always seemed suspicious to me. Recall that CoS knew that both Tom Cruise and Danny Masterson couldn’t have kids and set them up with PR friendly faux fams in exchange for being members. It’s an open secret that Suri isn’t Cruises’s kid and that Masterson borrows his wife’s kids that were fathered by her real BF. If SoFail got a hysterectomy and BC is sterile then adoption would be the only option. But since HW forced their PR arrangement maybe they figured playing pretend was the way to go. No responsibilities or ties and they can both carry on as single people on the DL. Even so they’ve taken things to ridiculous extremes in order to save face…

I see Wanda Ventham is still playing the “happy family” game, telling folks at the con that the 4-month-old has alien eyes like Ben. What the hell?

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Well, if he was born March 1, he’d only be 3 months, and a grandma should know that. But, seriously, poor Wanda getting put on the spot by a nanny. Marvel, the woman is 80! Could you not drag this out much longer?

How does that saying go? Ah yes, “The devil is in the details.” Actually Hal would be 2 months, 25 days old. FACT: On the day of his alleged “birth” his “mama” was in Southend-on-Sea. Given the reputation that place has, the only thing SH dropped was lines…Portland my ass. 

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