gatorfisch:

Hey Adam,

What’s up with Alice? Haven’t seen you together in a while. In fact, she seems to be spending more time with Fiona that you!

They definitely ping as a couple but I can’t exactly blame her seeing as how Fiona’s actually useful, talented even. Adam served as little more than an overglorified sperm donor, that slacker’s lovin’ that Merkin life. Alice may be complicit in his BS but he rides her ass almost as hard as he does Ben’s. Put down that stone darling, we can see through your house!

gatorfisch:

Hey Adam,

What’s up with Alice? Haven’t seen you together in a while. In fact, she seems to be spending more time with Fiona that you!

They definitely ping as a couple but we can’t exactly blame her seeing as how Fiona’s actually useful, talented even. Adam served as little more than an overglorified sperm donor, that slacker’s lovin’ that Merkin life. Alice may be complicit in his BS but he rides her ass almost as hard as he does Ben’s. Put down that stone darling, we can see through your house!