gatorfisch:

These ‘red-headed’ steps are just plain stupid any more.
Will they at least realize, NOW? that almost ANYONE with a fee(i.e. 💲💶💲💷💰💴💰💸💶💲💳💲) can join IMDB Pro and put ANYTHING they want on any page.
*hint hint*Even The Fail has stopped saying there are three kids.*hint hint*
Ben has done more commercials then I can count and has even done a remake of of an old play by Dudley Moore way back in 1993 before most of the steps weren’t even kindling. You can by it on Amazon or for free if you have Audible. I have heard it before and great when you get bored in the house. I might re-listen to it later. I own a copy. I like Dudley Moore and I always give remakes a shot.
(https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0074FJLAY/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_awdb_t1_kPDXEbKMJRP0M)
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Hey, they are just taking cues from Zero and fluffing EVERYONE’S resumes

Erm, they already rep and handle contracts for Benedict’s voice-overs. WTF do you think Penguins of Madagascar and The Grinch were all about? Can we all agree that he needs to fire his entire Dollar General team? God knows he should have jumped ship along with Billy Lazarus!

That “guy” your psycho pal Aeltri posted about is an ex-soccer player who runs a podcast with a comedian. He has nothing to do with Sophie or Benedict. Aeltri is having a very public meltdown, you should talk her into getting help instead of enabling her delusions.

gatorfisch:

He has something to do with Rosie…and Zero. But thanks for letting us know more about him.

Yes, he definitely does. Platonic friends don’t put their hand on one another’s thigh. Items do and remember the tea we got about that boyfriend of hers? That loved up photo was taken about one month after RosieHo’s little stunt at The Peacock IIRC. If he’s a known footballer it makes sense why she didn’t want his name on the damn paperwork

Is that supposed to be Ben’s kid?

No, but she claimed that she was already raising ‘her’ kids prior to 2015, years before having her ‘firstborn’. Also tried pulling a Maury Povich in late 2014 which then gave SoFail ideas and had the nerve to show up to Hamlet to collect. Selling drugs and kiddos generates bank…as does honeytrapping stupid A-Listers! Turns out these crooks are still involved years down the line. Here you thought SoFail and her family were the only ones cashing in? Ha! 

aeltrileaf:

Props to Annashipper for pointing this out. Who are the Nazis now? We already knew that SoFail’s clan was classist and racist AF. Why, fellow Burghers said so! This all rubs off on BC…“But she’s good for my image.”…that’s not what it’s entirely about is it? Your reluctance to end the ShamWow despite being ordered to do so by the Rat? Using yatchs to traffic drugs (kids?) and laundering money for their black market enterprise via SunnyMarch ala Sean Penn makes you look very bad indeed. It doesn’t matter if SoFail and Adam dragged you into it Benedict. We knew you were complicit since you went to fucking Frieze with that dopeheaded bitch. Real classy…

PS: I see that TCW’s a runaway success just like I warned it would be. Now you are also being chewed up for exclusion! I hope you’re happy.

That’s not going away either.

afoulkingdomprincess:

minervarosewilliams:

afoulkingdomprincess:

And here is the reading of James and the Giant Peach…

Oh my goddess, Benedict is the voice of one of the aunts, Meryl Streep the other.

Yeah, Aunt Spiker :)) 

The One Ring reappears…JFC is he taking PR pointers from Brian Austin Green 🙄?

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Soooo, did they rebuild it themselves during the lockdown or while Benedict was away for months in NZ? Are the Dismals set to become the UK’s Chip and Joanna Gains? Benedict already owned one property on IoW prior to the ShamWow BTW. Let me guess? SoFail’s ‘hinting’ that she wants that as her payout seeing as how both of his mainland properties are under his name only

Not only has Karon never worked for UTA, she started her own company in 2004. Also, agents and publicists aren’t the same job. But don’t give up, I’m sure you and Aeltrileaf will get something right eventually. Even if takes more than 5 years.

gatorfisch:

That was a nonny…but thanks for clearing it up for everyone.

We’ve certainly got it right now so you can go fuck yourself. In fact? We’ve been right about a lot of things that certain people would have preferred to keep under wraps. Like the fact that Billy Lazarus jumped ship leaving his A-List client stranded with an incompetent rookie. Too bad! Did we ever say that Karon Maskill worked for UTA? No because that information is publicly available. We’ve always known that she works as an independent Publicist based out of the UK. Just like we knew that Benedict had two Talent Agents, Billy Lazarus @ UTA and John Grant @ CVGG. Managers, Publicists and PR firms (like Sunshine Sachs and 5W) work for clients in tandem with Talent Agencies. All of them are involved and thus liable when it comes to fauxmances… 

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PS: Y’all haven’t gotten anything right for the last 6 years despite being paid.

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Dude, it’s not. There are more Craft Lodges than fucking Starbucks! How is that a secret? When you dragged your human-sized Toilet Roll Doll to the MetGala, I was like:

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You’ve got ineffective leaders enabling your worst rivals only because they too are FM. Are those dues refundable? I eyerolled so hard I think I detached my retinas…

gatorfisch:

Open letter to Benedict:

Hey dumbass, how’s it going? I just thought I’d send a little reminder that Meghan’s little “gig” is opening up a lot of the General Public’s eyes. And that is not good for you….AT ALL. You can sit on your hands, hoping it will all go away, and get swept up in the tsunami, or you can swim out of your cave and grab onto something to save yourself. Meghan and Zero have pissed off too many people to keep sliding by. And dude, sticking around for FIVE YEARS makes you look complicit. Even if you weren’t. Choice is yours. But when the shit hits the fan? It will be much harder to get your career back if you haven’t gotten away from Zero. If Disney is willing to cut Chadwick over health, why would they keep you? You’ve already cost them a lot of $$$. And they won’t be patient forever.

On the plus side Benedict’s photogenic and the beard suits him. So he’ll be able to carry on attending ZOOM meetings and doing promo videos from prison…

gatorfisch:

Open letter to Benedict:

Hey dumbass, how’s it going? I just thought I’d send a little reminder that Meghan’s little “gig” is opening up a lot of the General Public’s eyes. And that is not good for you….AT ALL. You can sit on your hands, hoping it will all go away, and get swept up in the tsunami, or you can swim out of your cave and grab onto something to save yourself. Meghan and Zero have pissed off too many people to keep sliding by. And dude, sticking around for FIVE YEARS makes you look complicit. Even if you weren’t. Choice is yours. But when the shit hits the fan? It will be much harder to get your career back if you haven’t gotten away from Zero. If Disney is willing to cut Chadwick over health, why would they keep you? You’ve already cost them a lot of $$$. And they won’t be patient forever.

On the plus side Benedict’s photogenic and the beard suits him. So he’ll be able to carry on attending ZOOM meetings and doing promo videos from prison…

aeltrileaf:

According to inside sources Mandelson is also Ed Miliband’s Dom. Think about that for a minute:

Yeah, Mandelson makes big things happen for his buttboys. A while back we got an Anon who said that Redmayne wasn’t the only one who slept his way up and that Benedict had also done that in exchange for his CBE. Why did he move literally right in front of Red Ed? PM bitched both of them…

aeltrileaf:

According to inside sources Mandelson is also Ed Miliband’s Dom. Think about that for a minute:

Yeah, Mandelson makes big things happen for his buttboys. A while back we got an Anon who said that Redmayne wasn’t the only one who slept his way up and that Benedict had also done that in exchange for his CBE. Why did he move literally right in front of Red Ed? PM bitched both of them…

Benedict called those who think he’s faking his marriage and kids crazy, scary, delusional stalkers. That means you lot. Not those who go see his plays, not those who go to his movie premier. But just like the delusional narcissist you are, you refuse to take the hint. You can keep claiming high ground all you want, you’re in the sewer.

gatorfisch:

What did you expect him to say? It’s not like he was going to say we were right? But don’t forget that article that came out in Fall of 2014, when he WAS talking about you lot. And the biggest difference of all? We do not care what he thinks of us. So there is that.

Want to know who’s in the sewer, bitch? She (or rather he) is:

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-sucking dick and by association so is Benedict, eating pizza:

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PS: Are the folks at Marvel ‘delusional narcissists’ too? I mean they did agree with everything we’ve said about their fake marriage…

Benedict called those who think he’s faking his marriage and kids crazy, scary, delusional stalkers. That means you lot. Not those who go see his plays, not those who go to his movie premier. But just like the delusional narcissist you are, you refuse to take the hint. You can keep claiming high ground all you want, you’re in the sewer.

gatorfisch:

What did you expect him to say? It’s not like he was going to say we were right? But don’t forget that article that came out in Fall of 2014, when he WAS talking about you lot. And the biggest difference of all? We do not care what he thinks of us. So there is that.

Want to know who’s in the sewer, bitch? She (or rather he) is:

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-sucking dick and by association so is Benedict, eating pizza:

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PS: Are the folks at Marvel ‘delusional narcissists’ too? I mean they did agree with everything we’ve said about their fake marriage…

Re: Sam Heughan. WE are like these people? Do we constantly message you to make you change your mind about your pathetic attempts at make BC notice you? When you rent a fucking flat in his fucking street then call us all stalkers? You doxx us, you harrass us and we are the harrassers? Well, fuck you! All we do is laugh at your photos and ugly selfies at the chiltern, wasting 30£ for a drink! We didn’t stalk Sherlock filming, we didn’t follow him to fucking China! YOU DID, YOU STALKERS! 1/2

scottscontracting:

aeltrileaf:

gatorfisch:

2/2 we didn’t sip in his fucking glass, we didn’t try to get his cold, we didn’t sit “in his warmth” you pathetic stalkers! We didn’t see Hamlet 45 times! We stay home, talk about sofailed’s attempts to art, to opera and snort when she do the only thing she can do: fail! So fuck you all! Now go write him another letter to tell him how his latest NHS stunt video made you wet!

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Yeah, really. The worst thing is that the Dafydd Brown PPE stunt Sophie Hunter pulled in BC and SunnyMarch’s name just made his NHS vids look like complete PR BS. Why pay the Fail 50K for a blurb when you can push your shitty narrative for 10% of that? Used car salesman indeed…mission accomplished. That whole campaign is shady AF when you look at the two-bit trafficking art rag being used (Kiev? LOL) and who’s involved. Aside from prototype development, you don’t need 3D printing to make low cost PPE. If it sounds like a scam it’s because it is! Aside from bad art what exactly are they sellingThis:

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PS: Diana Jenkins did it better, Andrew Birkin lives in Wales and SoFail’s very own business partner Seiriol Davies is from Wales. These people are stupid.

white rabbit….?  looks like a pedo to me.

White rabbits are child traffickers, it’s also a direct reference to Adrenochrome. Ask yourselves why Sophie Hunter would use a magazine that advertises their human merchandise so blatantly? All under the false pretense of donating to a slush fund good cause too. Was that an implied threat against BC and SunnyMarch who got involved in the same business through her? That dimwitted slag thought she’d fly it under the radar…wrong. SoHoes are all the same, Rosie Joy Glover also trafficked kids and drugs. I even know which ones 🤣!

Re: Sam Heughan. WE are like these people? Do we constantly message you to make you change your mind about your pathetic attempts at make BC notice you? When you rent a fucking flat in his fucking street then call us all stalkers? You doxx us, you harrass us and we are the harrassers? Well, fuck you! All we do is laugh at your photos and ugly selfies at the chiltern, wasting 30£ for a drink! We didn’t stalk Sherlock filming, we didn’t follow him to fucking China! YOU DID, YOU STALKERS! 1/2

scottscontracting:

aeltrileaf:

gatorfisch:

2/2 we didn’t sip in his fucking glass, we didn’t try to get his cold, we didn’t sit “in his warmth” you pathetic stalkers! We didn’t see Hamlet 45 times! We stay home, talk about sofailed’s attempts to art, to opera and snort when she do the only thing she can do: fail! So fuck you all! Now go write him another letter to tell him how his latest NHS stunt video made you wet!

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Yeah, really. The worst thing is that the Dafydd Brown PPE stunt Sophie Hunter pulled in BC and SunnyMarch’s name just made his NHS vids look like complete PR BS. Why pay the Fail 50K for a blurb when you can push your shitty narrative for 10% of that? Used car salesman indeed…mission accomplished. That whole campaign is shady AF when you look at the two-bit trafficking art rag being used (Kiev? LOL) and who’s involved. Aside from prototype development, you don’t need 3D printing to make low cost PPE. If it sounds like a scam it’s because it is! Aside from bad art what exactly are they sellingThis:

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PS: Diana Jenkins did it better, Andrew Birkin lives in Wales and SoFail’s very own business partner Seiriol Davies is from Wales. These people are stupid.

white rabbit….?  looks like a pedo to me.

White rabbits are child traffickers, it’s also a direct reference to Adrenochrome. Ask yourselves why Sophie Hunter would use a magazine that advertises their human merchandise so blatantly? All under the false pretense of donating to a slush fund good cause too. Was that an implied threat against BC and SunnyMarch who got involved in the same business through her? That dimwitted slag thought she’d fly it under the radar…wrong. SoHoes are all the same, Rosie Joy Glover also trafficked kids and drugs. I even know which ones 🤣!

If one thinks that just gourmet ice cream, and no “extra-dark” DNA is stuffed into those gourmet containers lining Nanshe’s sub-zeros, they are most likely also on the, “Keanu is a saint!” train. Rude awakenings ahead.

Yeah, you are your friends and beards. IIRC Keanu said that he saw two frozen babies, white and dark chocolate, in some Exec’s fridge and freaked out. I still have a more favorable impression of Keanu than of Benedict though. I never idealized Benedict because I figured if he hangs around shitty people that often he’s probably not that great himself…