“Dear Ms. Etiquette, I am asking for someone else. Is it in poor taste to have your dad walk you down the aisle if it’s whispered in some circles that he was your first pimp? Also, if your half sister takes notes at the wedding, but doesn’t publish the book, just gets paid not to do so? And your half bro names weed after you, and might act up, possibly him, or another bro, punch someone at the wedding? Also, what do I do if a fly lands on my nose? Swat, spit or shit myself? Signed, Dee Ranged