Thinking about Ubers…I couldn’t imagine to show up to every place someone goes only to get physically close and ask private questions. Not in a million years. If I happened to see him in flesh, I would just smile but in the same breath I’d be afraid he could guess what I think about his current situation ( unfortunately my face is seeing-through the most part of the time). I’d avoid to get engaged in any conversation.

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annashipper:

justanotherbcfan:

annashipper:

Well, stalkerinas don’t just go to every show / every event / every red carpet he’s bound to be at Cat.  They also are known to make numerous passes through his neighbourhood, steal cuttlery he’s used (I am being serious; it’s happened), dry hump the CumberWax at Madame Tussauds and … lick the chocolate statue (for lack of a better word), even cutting fingers off of it.  

I’m sure I’m forgetting something…

Steal cutlery….DRY HUMP THE WAX FIGURE? Please tell me you’re joking. Please.

Regrettably, no…

Oh you forgot about dry humping a stool he sat on and drinking his leftover wine…

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