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Dude Bro: Careful or else she’ll put you in the friendzone
Me: What’s the friendzone?
Dude Bro: it’s when a girl only wants friendship from you
Me: well that sounds lovely. I really hope I get to be in the friendzone someday 😶
TBH I am not attracted to the vast majority of my brofriends, with whom I have a strictly platonic relationship. I have, however, permanently friendzoned potential mates after they’ve proven unsuitable as anything more than casual company. Those who insist on a ‘second chance’ after I’ve made that decision? Get shown the door.
